Michael Bay dreht Thundercats

**Knacht** · 14.04.2009, 19:14

ZOMG! The Onion fucks up Michael Bay!

In the largest deal ever made to shit out a movie, Warner Bros. and director Michael Bay announced a landmark $50 million agreement this week to monumentally fuck up ThunderCats.

“I couldn’t be more excited to completely fuck this up,” said Bay, who plans to begin production on destroying the live-action adaptation next month. “ThunderCats has a great story, endearing characters, action, adventure, space-travel, and fantasy. It will be an honor to run it into the ground.”

“I’ll use every directorial tool I have to suck the very life and charm out of this beloved cartoon,” added Bay, claiming that the film could turn out to be the most colossal piece of shit he’s ever worked on. “I won’t rest until I get every last scene exactly wrong.”

According to executives, Warner Bros. settled on Bay after a 12-month search of Hollywood’s most reviled directors, including Joel Schumacher, Roland Emmerich, and Brett Ratner. In the end, the studio decided only Bay could be relied upon to deliver a 220-minute cinematic clusterfuck with enough tedious performances, overblown cinematography, and CGI explosions to make even the most casual fan want to scratch their eyes out.

“No filmmaker working today has Bay’s ability to somehow direct his actors to be both emotionless and melodramatic at once,” Warner Bros. CEO Barry Meyer said. “And I personally can’t wait to see how he needlessly overcomplicates the plot.”

Quelle: http://www.fuenf-filmfreunde.de/2009...t-thundercats/

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Die Chancen auf Top oder FLop stehen imho 50 zu 50

**Hunter 117** · 14.04.2009, 19:37

WTF

Also die Serie war damals der Hammer, bei anderen Serien hat eine Verfilmung funktioniert, könnte also gut werden

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**Cleese** · 14.04.2009, 23:33

Mit Transformers hat er schon nen guten Umbruch geschafft, allerdings warte ich erstmal auf G.I.Joe, sollte der ganz gut werden, dann steigen meine Erwartungen an Thundercats auch. Passt ja beides, sind nämlich imho schwer zu verfilmen. Wann kommt dann Barvestarr?